How do you drag game out?

My country is usually to steep to man drag large game out. For something larger than I can eat in one setting I have about 1,500 yards of mule tape. I can usually find a road close enough to hook up to a snatch block and drag the animal out. Need radios and someone to ride the animal up to yank them around trees. But that is an easy job as the mule tape drags both animal and hunter up the hill.

If I can't reach it with mule tape out come the pack boards. I've been involved in retrieving in excess of 50 elk and numerous deer. We had to pack out about 10 elk and a handful of deer.
 
2 Polish guys Stosh and Stan were dragging a deer out of the woods by the back legs. Another hunter said that it would be easier to drag them by the front legs and that they wouldn't be going against the hair.

After about 20 minutes Stan says; ya know he's right, it's a lot easier this way. Stosh says, yep but we're a lot further from the truck.
Someone on post 145 beat you to that joke but you told it better. That would make a good Sven and Ole joke
 
Someone on post 145 beat you to that joke but you told it better. That would make a good Sven and Ole joke

I disagree. The poster at 145 did it slightly better because he turned it into a joke about himself and disguised it so you didn't know it was a joke until it hit you!

But it is still great to see how the original joke went so I can tell it to my hunt party at deer camp.

Good stuff like that is always worth repeating!

Too funny!
 
It's either this way or we use a Honda Rope Winch. Those little units are amazing! We have taken the last 8 bulls out whole by using the rope winch to get it to the road and then hang it/skin it in camp.
 

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I disagree. The poster at 145 did it slightly better because he turned it into a joke about himself and disguised it so you didn't know it was a joke until it hit you!

But it is still great to see how the original joke went so I can tell it to my hunt party at deer camp.

Good stuff like that is always worth repeating!

Too funny!

Why do cavemen drag their women by the hair?
 
Too funny. I admit my first thought as I started to read your note was, "What idiot would drag a deer backward?" I started laughing at the game warden part, and then downright howled when I finally got the joke..... Good one!

You guys need to start shooting your deer when they're pointed in the right direction.
 
I'll bite....why?

Oh my........ Ok, I'll give it a shot!

1. Cuz the men were all so ugly that they wouldn't come willingly.
2. Cuz they can still bite if dragged by the arms or legs.
3. Cuz there were no lawyers back then.
4. Back then they would fill up with dirt if dragged the other way.
5. The me-too movement hadn't started yet.
6. They didn't have enough hair elsewhere.
7. If you ever let go, you had a few seconds headstart to make a clean getaway.
8..??? I give up!
 
---- good idea!

Too funny - even funnier with your addition!

Now if only I can remember all this for the deer camp next fall......

Susquatch -

I got my start in deer hunting out of a hunting camp in the Allegheny Mountains of western Pennsylvania, and it was stacked full to the rafters with a bunch of VERY colorful characters. There was this one old reprobate who was the funniest person I've ever met, before or since. The old guys in the camp called him P-f-f-f-f-foofnik, because he had the worst stutter by far that anybody had ever seen. He had been hunting that mountain since he was a little kid, and when I knew him he was in his early eighties. If anybody knew where the animals were going to go when pushed, he did. Well, we were doing one of our deer drives one day, and I was on stand. He told me that when they come running through, to "just sh-sh-sh-shoot them a little bit, and only 'around the edges.' That way, they'll run halfway back to camp before they die, and you won't have to drag them so far." I asked him if he meant that "we" won't have to drag them so far, to which he responded " N-n-n-no, Y-y-y-y-you will be doing all the dragging ……. so sh-sh-shoot them right !!!!"


Nick
 
Oh my........ Ok, I'll give it a shot!

1. Cuz the men were all so ugly that they wouldn't come willingly.
2. Cuz they can still bite if dragged by the arms or legs.
3. Cuz there were no lawyers back then.
4. Back then they would fill up with dirt if dragged the other way.
5. The me-too movement hadn't started yet.
6. They didn't have enough hair elsewhere.
7. If you ever let go, you had a few seconds headstart to make a clean getaway.
8..??? I give up!

#4 is the preferred answer.
 
For those of you that have used sleds, are there any particular qualities that you've found work especially well (high rails, etc) or does any old snow sled do the trick?
 
For those of you that have used sleds, are there any particular qualities that you've found work especially well (high rails, etc) or does any old snow sled do the trick?

I haven't used sleds with runners, like the kind we rode on when we were little kids. ( After you get too old to ride those things, they're best used for ice-fishing.) I have used the semi-stiff yellow plastic things that kids play with in the snow. It's kinda hard to keep a deer carcass on the yellow sliders. Ditto for toboggans, especially in steep terrain. Neither work quite as well as just wrapping the animal in a sheet of visqueen and duct-taping it together. ( Make a tube out of it around the carcass, two layers thick. A couple of wraps with a bungee helps to keep the plastic in close to the animal. This doesn't hurt a thing, either.)

This works great on snow, of course, but they do tend to get a little out of control going downhill, since the stuff is just so slippery. If it's a big, bony-headed warrior-buck, you could get run over and gored. ( Don't ask me how I know this.) On wet leaves it's pretty good, too, and on dry ground it's somewhat better than the hair on their hide. When you get to rocky soil, though, it wears out the plastic pretty quick.

Nothing like a wheelie-cart for dry ground, but they're also a pain in the neck to pack in, with all the other stuff one has to carry around. On the other hand, if you're packing in a camp, a game cart may be worth it's weight in gold. We have used them for that, and every time I've had to make an extra trip to camp to get a cart to haul out a carcass, I've been glad I did. Mostly that has been when the ground was dry, and it was easy walking but hard dragging. In situations where the visqueen dragging works well, carts with wheels on them typically do not. The wheels get clogged with mud & slush, and just sliding the animal out in a plastic sheath works so slick that it will make you feel smart. It also packs pretty small on the way in.
 
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