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<blockquote data-quote="royinidaho" data-source="post: 895090" data-attributes="member: 2011"><p>Once upon a time a research organization had a female bigfoot in captivity. She came "in season" frequently and was a real mess to work with. Hormones and all that.</p><p></p><p>After a while they decided that she needed to be bred which would solve all problems, they thought.</p><p></p><p>Not having a male bigfoot available they pondered what to do. One of the researchers from from 4B country (Blackfoot for U outta staters) said I'm headed home for a visit let me see what I can turn up.</p><p></p><p>While visiting relatives in Blackfoot he had need to visit the local Cal Ranch Store (SE Idaho's only men's store) While shopping for a small can of bag balm he noticed a sruffy looking, cowboy hatted, LaCross chore boot wearing candidate with a Carhart vest.</p><p></p><p>He thinks a bit the approaches the candidate with a deal. "I have this female bigfoot that needs bred. You look like a perfect selection. Here's the deal. You share her habitat (cage) with her for one night and see if you can 'settle' her. Wel will inform you of the specific date. And we figure its worth $500 to seal the deal."</p><p></p><p>The 4Ber scratches his head a bit saying give me a few minutes to sort it out.</p><p></p><p>After a few passes through the horse and goat feed and saddle riggin' isles he meets the researcher again. And says: Ok I'm in but . . . it's gonna take me a couple of days to come up with the $500.00. . .</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="royinidaho, post: 895090, member: 2011"] Once upon a time a research organization had a female bigfoot in captivity. She came "in season" frequently and was a real mess to work with. Hormones and all that. After a while they decided that she needed to be bred which would solve all problems, they thought. Not having a male bigfoot available they pondered what to do. One of the researchers from from 4B country (Blackfoot for U outta staters) said I'm headed home for a visit let me see what I can turn up. While visiting relatives in Blackfoot he had need to visit the local Cal Ranch Store (SE Idaho's only men's store) While shopping for a small can of bag balm he noticed a sruffy looking, cowboy hatted, LaCross chore boot wearing candidate with a Carhart vest. He thinks a bit the approaches the candidate with a deal. "I have this female bigfoot that needs bred. You look like a perfect selection. Here's the deal. You share her habitat (cage) with her for one night and see if you can 'settle' her. Wel will inform you of the specific date. And we figure its worth $500 to seal the deal." The 4Ber scratches his head a bit saying give me a few minutes to sort it out. After a few passes through the horse and goat feed and saddle riggin' isles he meets the researcher again. And says: Ok I'm in but . . . it's gonna take me a couple of days to come up with the $500.00. . . [/QUOTE]
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