Would You Remarry?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by jwp475, May 8, 2007.

  1. jwp475

    jwp475 Well-Known Member

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    Would you remarry?

    Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks
    over at him and asks the question.

    WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

    HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

    WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

    HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

    WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

    HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

    WIFE: "You would? (with a hurt look)

    HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

    WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

    HUSBAND: "Sure. It's a great house."

    WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

    HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

    WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

    HUSBAND: "Probably. It is almost new."

    WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

    HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

    WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

    HUSBAND: "No. I'm sure she'd want her own."

    WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?"

    HUSBAND: "Yes. Those are always good times."

    WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?"

    HUSBAND: "No. She's left-handed."

    WIFE: - silence -

    HUSBAND: " . . . [censored]."
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  2. lovdasnow

    lovdasnow Well-Known Member

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    oops...

    haha
     

  3. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    Kinda old, but so are a lot of us!...:D