With age comes wisdom.>>>>

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Jul 25, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

    Dec 27, 2006
    :rolleyes::eek:>> Subject: With age comes wisdom.>>>> With age comes wisdom. There was a guy was old, retired and loved to >> fish. He was sitting in his>> boat one day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around >> and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming>> when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water >> and there, floating on the top, was>> a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm >> talking to you. Pick me up and kiss me and I'll>> turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure>> that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as>> your bride." The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, >> picked it up>> carefully, and placed it in his front
    breast pocket. Then the frog said, >> "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I>> said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, >> looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd>> rather have a talking frog."
  2. James H

    James H Well-Known Member

    Jan 15, 2006
    Man, just how old was he?
    On the other hand the wife part (takes claim to half of everything) doesn't sound all that appealing.

    Ya know ther's an old saying 'round these parts. If all I had to do was eat and ... a ...well you know, I don't think I'd eat.:D
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