Wisdom of our time.....

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  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

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    (some funnier than others...............)



    The Wisdom Of Our Time . .


    <>It's not whether you win or lose,
    but how you place the blame.



    <> You are not drunk
    if you can lie on the floor
    without holding on.



    <>
    We have enough youth.

    How about a fountain of "smart"?






    The original point and click interface
    was a Smith & Wesson.



    <> A fool and his money
    can throw one hell of a party.



    when blonde's have more fun,
    do they know it?





    Five days a week my body is a temple.
    The other two it's an amusement park.



    <> LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
    USE BIRTH CONTROL


    <>

    money isn't everything,
    but it sure keeps the kids in touch.



    Don't Drink and Drive
    You might hit a bump and spill something.



    If at first you don't succeed
    skydiving is not for you.



    <> Reality is only an illusion
    that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.



    Time's fun when you're having flies.

    ......Kermit the Frog



    We are born naked, wet and hungry.
    Then things get worse.



    <>Red meat is not bad for you
    Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.



    <> Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
    give the rest a bad name.



    <> One good thing about Alzheimer's is
    you get to meet new people every day.


    Friends don't let friends
    take ugly people home.




    <> > Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
    to produce reproductive organs.



    Alabama state motto:

    At least we're not Mississippi



    Gaseous clouds
    have been detected
    around Uranus.



    ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
    MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.



    <>

    GUN CONTROL:
    using both hands



    The more I learn about terrorism,
    the more I understand the phone company.



    The latest survey shows that
    three out of four people make
    up 75% of the population




    Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant"
    is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".