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<blockquote data-quote="Coyote Shadow Tracker" data-source="post: 2670871" data-attributes="member: 116439"><p><em><strong><span style="font-size: 18px">Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives...</span></strong></em></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">4. Dogs' parents never visit.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">7. Dogs find you amusing when you're aggravated.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?"</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">12. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting.</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">And last, but not least:</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff....</span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></em></strong></p><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px">Makes you wonder...<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /></span></em></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Coyote Shadow Tracker, post: 2670871, member: 116439"] [I][B][SIZE=5]Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives...[/SIZE][/B][/I] [B][I][SIZE=5]Fourteen Logical Reasons Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives 1. The later you are, the more excited your dog is to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave lots of things on the floor. 4. Dogs' parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go, instantly, 24 hours a day. 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're aggravated. 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 9. Dogs won't wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?" 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and sell 'em. 11. When you drop a silent one, dogs don't run around frantically with room spray. 12. Dogs will let you put a studded collar on, without calling you a pervert. 13. If a dog smells another dog on you, it won't kick you in the crotch; it just finds it interesting. And last, but not least: 14. If a dog runs off and leaves you, it won't take half your stuff.... Makes you wonder...:)[/SIZE][/I][/B] [/QUOTE]
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