Why Men Prefer Guns To Women

Discussion in 'Humor' started by J E Custom, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. J E Custom

    J E Custom Well-Known Member

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    You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    You can keep one at home and have one for the road.

    If you admire a friends gun he will probably let you try it out.

    And your favorite rifle doesn't mind if you have a backup.

    your rifle won't leave you if you run out of ammo.

    A rifle takes up less closet space.

    Guns function normally every day of the month.

    A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And finally; You can buy a silencer for a gun.

    (Sorry Ladies)

    J E CUSTOM
     
  2. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    LOL big time...:D:D:D
    Good one!!!
     

  3. Nape.270

    Nape.270 Well-Known Member

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    LOL!! that is quite funny to me because i am young (25) and feel that girls (my wife) are krazy.:D
     
  4. Oliveralan

    Oliveralan Well-Known Member

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    Haha that was good for a laugh! :D
     
  5. LRSickle

    LRSickle Well-Known Member

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    Pssst...Nape...come here...(whispering) That's because she IS crazy, they all are. And moody too.
     
  6. Chas1

    Chas1 Well-Known Member

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    The only PITA is ya got to clean em.