Wheelchair Ethel

Discussion in 'Humor' started by sullijr, May 25, 2010.

  1. sullijr

    sullijr Well-Known Member

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    f you don't laugh at this one, your dead!
    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair,
    and loved to charge around the nursing home,
    taking corners on one wheel and getting up to
    maximum speed on the long corridors.

    Because the poor woman was one sandwich
    short of a picnic the other residents tolerated
    her and some of them actually joined in.

    One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor
    when a door opened and Kooky Clarence
    stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,
    ' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a
    license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in
    her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper
    and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away
    Ethel sped down the hall.

    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on
    one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front
    of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof
    of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag,
    pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him.
    Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'

    As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig
    stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and
    holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.
    'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel,
    'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!
     
  2. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    Thats bad.
     

  3. Chas1

    Chas1 Well-Known Member

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    +1 w/winmag.