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<blockquote data-quote="Starlite" data-source="post: 2299796" data-attributes="member: 112246"><p>Lol. Chap stix.</p><p></p><p> So I never share any of my "war stories" however I've been released for a few years now so..if you'll allow me. </p><p> Was doing some winter warfare training in Wainwright Albert Canada for a mission overseas. </p><p>It was a six person squad. Lead trail-breaker 3 pulling the the toboggan. Commander steering and a rear sentry. So..one of our guys in the team really wasn't a team player. To be honest he was just plain lazy as a cut dog. </p><p></p><p>One evening this lazy guy came into the tent smacking his lips and padding his pockets like he was looking for something. </p><p></p><p></p><p>At this time I'll steer you to where this is going. Our commander had some bad hemorrhoids that were flared from all the rations he was eating. Everyone in our squad knew this..well those that were paying attention. We also knew that our commander had chap stix wrapped in green guntape to help with the rhoids. He also had a regular chap stix for his lips. LET ME TELL YOU WHEN THIS LAZY FELLA CAME INTO TENT AND ASKED IF ANYONE HAD A SPARE CHAP-STIX. </p><p></p><p>WE ALL LOOKED AT THE COMMANDER. (As he had enough of the guy being a sac of scat). it was like I (and the others) were watching the commander; this glowing green guntaped chap-stix being taken out of his shirt pocket with, you know..the look the grinch gives in the Christmas classic. "Yeah (I'll call him Joe) I've got a second stix and threw the green one over. We all just sat as quiet as a church mouse while this Chap-stix arose out of it's tube looking like a tasteful hallmark moment. Across the lips like a prom queen. Then out of the still air Joe said "this taste like shi$. Well I'm sure we gave away our position to the enemy but it was one of the best laughs we had that entire time. Joe didn't even know what we were laughing <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy :joy:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f602.png" data-shortname=":joy:" /> at. We're like Joe all the commander has been talking about this week was his hemorrhoid s and how the chap-stix was a life saver. </p><p>Morel of this story is always carry 2 stix on hunting trips. You never know when "that guy" will need one. </p><p>That's the best advice I can offer. Good luck</p><p>"Fail to Plan -Plan to Fail"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Starlite, post: 2299796, member: 112246"] Lol. Chap stix. So I never share any of my “war stories” however I’ve been released for a few years now so..if you’ll allow me. Was doing some winter warfare training in Wainwright Albert Canada for a mission overseas. It was a six person squad. Lead trail-breaker 3 pulling the the toboggan. Commander steering and a rear sentry. So..one of our guys in the team really wasn’t a team player. To be honest he was just plain lazy as a cut dog. One evening this lazy guy came into the tent smacking his lips and padding his pockets like he was looking for something. At this time I’ll steer you to where this is going. Our commander had some bad hemorrhoids that were flared from all the rations he was eating. Everyone in our squad knew this..well those that were paying attention. We also knew that our commander had chap stix wrapped in green guntape to help with the rhoids. He also had a regular chap stix for his lips. LET ME TELL YOU WHEN THIS LAZY FELLA CAME INTO TENT AND ASKED IF ANYONE HAD A SPARE CHAP-STIX. WE ALL LOOKED AT THE COMMANDER. (As he had enough of the guy being a sac of scat). it was like I (and the others) were watching the commander; this glowing green guntaped chap-stix being taken out of his shirt pocket with, you know..the look the grinch gives in the Christmas classic. “Yeah (I’ll call him Joe) I’ve got a second stix and threw the green one over. We all just sat as quiet as a church mouse while this Chap-stix arose out of it’s tube looking like a tasteful hallmark moment. Across the lips like a prom queen. Then out of the still air Joe said “this taste like shi$. Well I’m sure we gave away our position to the enemy but it was one of the best laughs we had that entire time. Joe didn’t even know what we were laughing 😂 at. We’re like Joe all the commander has been talking about this week was his hemorrhoid s and how the chap-stix was a life saver. Morel of this story is always carry 2 stix on hunting trips. You never know when “that guy” will need one. That’s the best advice I can offer. Good luck “Fail to Plan -Plan to Fail” [/QUOTE]
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