What Do Deer Think?

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  1. Sendero_Man

    Sendero_Man <strong>SPONSOR</strong>

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    WHAT DO DEER THINK?

    Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, 'What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, Are you my friend?' or is it Are you the one who killed my brother?

    Nugent replied, 'Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the French.

    The interview ended at that point.
     
  2. NYLES

    NYLES Well-Known Member

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    LMAO all Ted was thinkin was "Welcome to the backstap BBQ!".
     

  3. shiredude

    shiredude Writers Guild

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    I love what uncle Ted does for our sport! He speaks his mind and doesnt care what other people think. He is the man!
     
  4. gamedog

    gamedog Well-Known Member

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    Gonzo for President:D
     
  5. wolf3006

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    Thats Funny