What Confucius did not say ...

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  1. FEENIX

    FEENIX Well-Known Member

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    [FONT=&quot]CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

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    [FONT=&quot]Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.[/FONT]
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    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

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    [FONT=&quot]Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

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    [FONT=&quot]Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

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    [FONT=&quot]Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.
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    Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]exhausted[/FONT][FONT=&quot].[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]It takes many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ...[/FONT][FONT=&quot]

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    [FONT=&quot]"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"[/FONT]