Wal-Mart LongRange Greeter

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Randy338, Apr 14, 2007.

  1. Randy338

    Randy338 Well-Known Member

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    A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
    into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities
    at them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
    to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say,
    "Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the
    younger one, she's 7. Why the heck would you think
    they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid? Do you
    really think they look alike?"

    "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe
    you got laid twice."
     
  2. screech

    screech Well-Known Member

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  3. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    too funny!

    Packrat
     
  4. Polarbear84

    Polarbear84 Well-Known Member

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    That's great ! I needed that...
     
  5. nfhjr62

    nfhjr62 Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't touch that with a twelve foot pole!!!!!!
     
  6. Wile E Coyote

    Wile E Coyote Well-Known Member

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    Dang it! Randy. I just spit coffee on my laptop!
     
  7. BergerBoy

    BergerBoy Well-Known Member

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    Nice.
     
  8. MR.SWIFT

    MR.SWIFT Well-Known Member

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    that is the funniest stuff ive read in forever
     
  9. FEENIX

    FEENIX Well-Known Member

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    Nice dig! :cool: