Turkey

Discussion in 'Humor' started by James H, Dec 4, 2007.

  1. James H

    James H Well-Known Member

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    A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a young boy
    carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy,
    "Where did you get that turkey?"
    The boy replied, "What turkey?"

    The game warden said, "That turkey you're carrying under your arm."

    The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done roosted
    under my arm!"

    The game warden said, "Now look, you know turkey season is closed, so
    what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break
    his leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break
    your arm. Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna
    do with him?"

    The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his ass and let him go!!"