Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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  1. magicofmt

    magicofmt Well-Known Member

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    #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

    #8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3. A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

    #2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

    #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
     
  2. 4ked Horn

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    #4. Guns function normally every day of the month.


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    Yup.
     

  3. wapiti13

    wapiti13 Well-Known Member

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    magicofmt, But in Montana, a gun gets awfully cold in bed!
     
  4. lovdasnow

    lovdasnow Well-Known Member

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    those are funny, like #1, well nevermind like them all