Top 10 Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

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  1. Captn C

    Captn C Well-Known Member

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    #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22...


    #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you are on-the-road...


    #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times...


    #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup...


    #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo...


    #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space...


    #4 - A gun functions normally every day of the month...


    #3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"...


    #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it...


    ...AND...the #1 reason a gun is favored over a woman...............





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