"Tolerance (or why I support a mosque at ground zero)"

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, Oct 9, 2010.

  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

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    I am perplexed that so many of my friends are against a mosque being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every

    American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance. That is why I also propose, that two gay

    nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the mosque. We could call the clubs

    "The Turban Cowboy" and "You Mecca Me So Hot". Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and have an open barbeque

    with spare ribs as its daily special. Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy

    mannequins in the window modeling the goods. Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy Shop

    (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?
     
  2. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    I started to get pissed untill I read it. Pretty funny spin on a not so funny, and very serious issue.
    I prefer the fish in a barrel concept if the iddiots are allowed to build it.
    I truly hope they are NOT ALLOWED to slap every American in the face by building this sickening cult building where THEY were responsible for so much innocent loss of life! What a croc! Only in "Obama's reign" would this retched crap be allowed or tollerated. Hell, maybe he, and faracon, and wright, and j.jackson, along with "billary" and pelosi will attend the opening ceremonies...........
    Very saddening that this is even an issue
     

  3. 300R

    300R Well-Known Member

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    HaHa you had me going Mate,im not even American and i was like WTF on the opening sentence.Is this still going to happen?I was sick in the stomach when i watched the report on the news,i hope someone has the balls to knock this idea on the head because like Franky said"if i can make it there,i'll make it anywhere".Wont leave much hope for the rest of the world.
     
  4. flyin lizard

    flyin lizard Well-Known Member

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    And some place nearby a strip club called ":D The Turban Twisters"
     
  5. Boss Hoss

    Boss Hoss Well-Known Member

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    Need to have a street cart next door selling fresh, hot chicharrones!!!!! Have the smell of those tasty treats wafting through would be priceless!!!!
     
  6. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    Just the topic of the thread got me pissed, but I read it, and man you made me laugh, LOL:D
     
  7. Michiganhunter

    Michiganhunter Well-Known Member

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    What about an off site horse betting business , called what else.......The Camel Jockey!!:)
     
  8. ROBSTER

    ROBSTER Well-Known Member

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    +1 i`m with winmag
    robster