Three Cowboys

Discussion in 'Humor' started by J E Custom, Aug 6, 2009.

  1. J E Custom

    J E Custom Well-Known Member

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    Three cowboys were seated around the campfire for a night of tall tales and bravado.

    The cowboy from Colorado said that he was walking down a trail yesterday and a
    fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move to bite him." When he struck
    I grabbed his head, bit it off and sucked the poison down in one gulp and didn't even get sick.

    Well the cowboy from Wyoming wanting not to be bested said, "I must be the strongest ,meanest,toughest cowboy there is because just the other day, a bull got loose in
    the corral it had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and then castrated that sucker with my teeth.

    But the Cowboy from West Texas Remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with
    his pecker.

    J E CUSTOM
     
  2. kiwi3006

    kiwi3006 Well-Known Member

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    Down here in NZ we have a mountain range named after that.

    A Maori cheiftain rolled into the fire one night and burnt his pecker.

    They are called the Ureweras Ure=penis wera = burnt

    Stu.
     

  3. Iowaboy

    Iowaboy Well-Known Member

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    Thats awsome.

    Like a sun burnt peter.

    Can't beat it!
     
  4. 1357MAG

    1357MAG Well-Known Member

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    Very nice. :)