Think your old classmates look too old?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by wolf3006, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. wolf3006

    wolf3006 Member

    May 21, 2005

    Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old'? Well.. You'll Love This One:

    My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy W Ith The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?

    Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.

    After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

    "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

    He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"

    "you Wer E In My Class!" I Exclaimed.

    He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat, Gray-haired, Decrepit Man Asked, "what Did You Teach?"