Think your old classmates look too old?

Discussion in 'Humor' started by wolf3006, Nov 13, 2007.

  1. wolf3006

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    Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, 'surely I Can't Look That Old'? Well.. You'll Love This One:

    My Name Is Alice Smith And I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy W Ith The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?

    Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate.

    After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park High School. "yes. Yes, I Did. I'm A Mustang," He Gleamed With Pride.

    "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked.

    He Answered, "in 1959. Why Do You Ask?"

    "you Wer E In My Class!" I Exclaimed.

    He Looked At Me Closely. Then, That Ugly, Old, Bald, Wrinkled, Fat, Gray-haired, Decrepit Man Asked, "what Did You Teach?"