They Walk Among Us!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Jul 24, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up
    $46.64 charge. I gave her a fifty dollar bill. She
    gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and told
    her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave
    her the money back. She became indignant and informed
    me she was educated and knew what she was doing, and
    returned the money again. I gave her the money back
    again...same scenario! I departed the store with the
    $46.64.

    ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work
    Retail.


    I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free
    coupon for a sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she
    looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy
    one-get one free." "They're already
    buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're
    both free" She handed me my free sandwiches and I
    walked out the door.

    ...............They Walk Among Us and Many Work
    Retail.


    One day I was walking down the beach with some friends
    when one of them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
    Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"

    ...............They Walk Among Us!


    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real
    estate agent which direction was north because, he
    explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
    morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
    When my brother explained that the sun rises in the
    east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and
    said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

    ...............They Walk Among Us!!


    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call
    center. One day I got a call from an individual who
    asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
    "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days
    a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific
    time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
    Pacific."

    ...............They Walk Among Us!


    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to
    cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps
    it in the trunk.

    ...............They Walk Among Us!


    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that
    the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big
    party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2
    times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
    What a deal--Maybe we should buy our beer and wine from this place.
    ...............They Walk Among Us!


    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage
    area, so I went to the lost luggage office and told
    the woman there that my bags never showed up. She
    smiled and told me not to worry because she was a
    trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now,"
    she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

    ...............They Walk Among Us!


    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man
    ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone
    and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4
    pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before
    responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
    I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

    ...............Yep, They Walk Among Us!


    They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF
    ALL...................................they VOTE!

    :mad: I see this ones already been posted. Can't find a way to delete, so enjoy again.
     
    Last edited: Jul 24, 2007