Then and Now.....

Discussion in 'Humor' started by royinidaho, Mar 11, 2010.

  1. royinidaho

    royinidaho Writers Guild

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    > Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "
    pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to
    the Promised Land".
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    > Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on
    your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land".
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    > Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price
    of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land!
    >
    > I was so depressed last night thinking about health care plans, the
    economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, social security, retirement
    funds, etc. So, I called lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin'
    call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they all
    got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
     
  2. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    :D:D:DSAD....SOOOO SAD....BUT SOOOO TRUE!:D:D:DHahahahaha