The Pope and Obama are on the same stage in yankee stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans toward Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Obama replied, " I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand..... show me!" So the pope backhanded him off the stage! AND THE CROWD ROARED AND CHEERED WILDLY!