The New Supermarket

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    >The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep
    >produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the
    >smell of fresh rain.
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    >When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent
    >of fresh hay.
    >
    >When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air
    >is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.
    >
    >The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of
    >fresh buttered corn.
    >
    >I don't buy toilet paper there any more.-----
     
  2. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    to funny not to forward.