The Blond and the 710 Engine Part

Discussion in 'Humor' started by royinidaho, May 22, 2007.

  1. royinidaho

    royinidaho Writers Guild

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    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blond came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

    We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

    She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.."

    She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

    She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

    She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

    If you're not sure what a 710 is ?????????

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  2. sharpshooter1

    sharpshooter1 Well-Known Member

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    I would ask her if she wanted the turn signal fluid topped off, and if she wanted her lug nuts rotated /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif
     

  3. Nomosendero

    Nomosendero Well-Known Member

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  4. Spino

    Spino Well-Known Member

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    Blond's .... Something about them make's them Special /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/tongue.gif