That's when the fight started

Discussion in 'Humor' started by royinidaho, Aug 18, 2013.

  1. royinidaho

    royinidaho Writers Guild

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    When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
    But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
    making beer.. Always something more important to me.

    Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
    When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
    scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
    the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
    I handed her a toothbrush.

    I said, "When you finish cutting the
    grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."

    The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
     
  2. mtnwrunner

    mtnwrunner Well-Known Member

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    Roy, you need to be careful. Like you need any more injuries to any more body parts..................:D

    Randy