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<blockquote data-quote="RBetts" data-source="post: 349492" data-attributes="member: 22077"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">TENNESSEE DEPUTY SHERIFF</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> vs</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">NEW YORK</span></span> LAWYER </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Only in Tennessee my friends... Only in Tennessee ...</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Nowhere, Tennessee . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Tennessee deputy's expense.</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'What for?' says the lawyer..</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please.'</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'</span></span> </p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">God Bless Tennessee</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="RBetts, post: 349492, member: 22077"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]TENNESSEE DEPUTY SHERIFF[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] vs[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]NEW YORK[/SIZE][/FONT] LAWYER [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Only in Tennessee my friends... Only in Tennessee ...[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from Nowhere, Tennessee . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Tennessee deputy's expense.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The deputy says, 'License and registration, please.'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'What for?' says the lawyer..[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The deputy says, 'You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Then the lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'You still didn't come to a complete stop, says the deputy. License and registration, please.'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]The lawyer says, 'What's the difference?'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!' the Deputy repeats.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the daylights out of the lawyer and says, 'Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?'[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3]God Bless Tennessee[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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