Discussion in 'Humor' started by James H, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. James H

    James H Well-Known Member

    Jan 15, 2006
    After having dug to a depth of 10 yards
    last year, New York scientists found traces of
    copper wire dating back 100 years
    and came to the conclusion that their New York ancestors
    already had a telephone network more
    than 100 years ago.

    Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the
    weeks that followed, California scientists dug
    to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after, headlines
    in the LA Times newspaper read:
    "California archaeologists have found
    traces of 200 year old copper
    wire and have concluded that their
    ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
    communications network a hundred years
    earlier than the New Yorkers."

    One week later, the "Hemingford Ledger,"
    a local news paper in Hemingford, NE., reported the
    following: "After digging as deep as 30 yards in corn
    fields near Berea, NE, Larry the Cable Guy, a self-
    taught archaeologist and dyed-in-the-wool Husker
    fan, reported that he found absolutely nothing.
    Larry has therefore concluded that 300 years
    ago, Nebraska had already gone wireless."
  2. TCKev

    TCKev Well-Known Member

    Jun 6, 2007
    Now thats just funny I don't care who you are.