Talking dog

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  1. specweldtom

    specweldtom Well-Known Member

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    Best dog story I ever heard. Made me think of Roaddog1M.

    A guy was driving through South Dakota and saw a sign; TALKING DOG FOR SALE. When he rang the doorbell the guy told him the dog was in the back yard.
    He went through the gate and saw a fine looking Lab sittng there. He asked, can you really talk.
    Oh yeah, I can talk. Stunned, he asked the dog what his story was.

    The dog said, well I found out I could talk when I was very young. Wanting to help my country, I contacted the CIA. They immediately put me to work, flying me all over the world, sitting in on secret meetings, conferences, etc, picking up a lot of good information, since no one ever suspected I was listening and reporting what I heard. This went on for 8 years, but I finally realized I was really tired, and getting older, so I retired, settled down, got married several times and had a whole bunch of puppies. That's about it.

    The guy went back and asked the owner how much he wanted for the dog. $10, he said. Whaaat? This dog is incredible. Why do you want to sell him at all, let alone so cheap?

    'Cause he's a liar.....he never did any of that $hit!!!
     
  2. roaddog1m

    roaddog1m Well-Known Member

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    Baaaaahahahahaha! Loved it Tom! Probably a Belgian Malinios! I've noticed that they are compulsive liars!!! LoL
     

  3. royinidaho

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  4. SOUTHPAWSHOOTER10

    SOUTHPAWSHOOTER10 Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like our next presidential candidate. Great story.
     
  5. Damol

    Damol Well-Known Member

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    Thats a good one.
     
  6. WyoElk2Hunt

    WyoElk2Hunt Well-Known Member

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    Dog probaly has a law degree.
     
  7. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    LOL!!!
    Great story, thanks for the laugh!!!
    Enjoyed it.:D:D:D
     
  8. FAL Shot

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    My dog has been a very heavy drinker since he was a 4 month old puppy. Being a German Shepherd/Rottweiler mix, I thought it might be part of his Germanic heritage. However, he soon grew to insist that he not drink alone, and I was soon sucked into his heavy drinking habit. I could not afford his preferred $40+ per bottle malt scotch habit, and I was soon forced to change to 100 proof vodka, which he would drink like water. Being Germanic, he is stubborn and headstrong, and he insisted that he not drink alone. So, I had to match him drink for drink. It was then that I realized that he was a talking dog, but he will only talk to me if I drink with him for some time. Maybe it's the vodka, but it sounds to me like he is talking Russian. Since I don't know Russian, I can only speculate what he is saying, but I suspect he is talking about me. I try not to pay him much mind when he talks that Russian lingo.
     
  9. specweldtom

    specweldtom Well-Known Member

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    FAL, both of you may need to enroll in the 12 step program? I'm guessing THAT would be a first, but it might be real hard to talk him into it.

    LOL, Tom