Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

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  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

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    Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces".

    These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
     
  2. jimbo300

    jimbo300 Well-Known Member

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    Hey Southpaw, where can I enlist?