Southerners are so polite!!

Discussion in 'Humor' started by wolf3006, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. wolf3006

    wolf3006 Member

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    Southerners can be so polite!

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on
    runway 9R."

    Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
    runway 9R - Allah be Praised.

    Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on
    runway 9R."

    Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
    9R. - Allah is Great.

    Pause...

    Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

    Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

    Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN
    OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.

    Atlanta ATC: Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now
    and y'all tell Allah "hey" for us!