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<blockquote data-quote="Captn C" data-source="post: 194455" data-attributes="member: 9584"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: black">The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a b*t*h!'' Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a b*t*h fish!" "Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a b*t*h!" Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster. "Father, that's the biggest Son of a b*t*h I've ever seen!" "Yes, it is a big Son of a b*t*h. What should I do with it?" "Why, eat it! Of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a b*t*h!"</span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip. "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Take a look at this big Son of a b*t*hI caught!" </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!" "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a b*t*h fish!</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">" "Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a b*t*h?" </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a b*t*h for his dinner. "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I'll even clean the Son of a b*t*h", she said.</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">What are you doing Sister?" "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Father wants me to clean this big Son of a b*t*h for the new Bishop's Dinner" "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!" "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">No, no, no, it's called a Son of a b*t*h Fish." "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a b*t*h can be the main course! </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a b*t*h."</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?" "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">I caught that Son of a b*t*h!" proclaimed the proud priest. "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">And I cleaned the Son of a b*t*h!" exclaimed the Sister. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a b*t*h, using a special recipe!"</span></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">The new Bishop looked around at each of them. </span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A big smile crept across his face as he said, "</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">You f**kers are my kind of people!"</span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Captn C, post: 194455, member: 9584"] [SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=black]The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish and proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net, yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a b*t*h!'' Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No, Father, that's what kind of fish it is - a Son of a b*t*h fish!" "Really? Well then, help me land this Son of a b*t*h!" Once in the boat, they marveled at the size of the monster. "Father, that's the biggest Son of a b*t*h I've ever seen!" "Yes, it is a big Son of a b*t*h. What should I do with it?" "Why, eat it! Of course. You've never tasted anything as good as Son of a b*t*h!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] [COLOR=black][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Elated, the priest headed home to the rectory. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]While unloading his gear and his prize catch, Sister Mary inquired about his trip. "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Take a look at this big Son of a b*t*hI caught!" [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Sister Mary gasped and clutched her rosary, "Father!" "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]It's OK, Sister. That's what kind of fish it is, a Son of a b*t*h fish![/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]" "Oh, well then, what are you going to do with that big Son of a b*t*h?" [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Sister Mary informed the priest that the new Bishop was scheduled to visit in a few days and that they should fix the Son of a b*t*h for his dinner. "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I'll even clean the Son of a b*t*h", she said.[/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]As she was cleaning the huge fish, the Friar walked in. "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]What are you doing Sister?" "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Father wants me to clean this big Son of a b*t*h for the new Bishop's Dinner" "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Sister! I'll clean it if you're so upset! Please watch your language!" "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]No, no, no, it's called a Son of a b*t*h Fish." "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Really? Well, in that case, I'll fix up a great meal to go with it, and that Son of a b*t*h can be the main course! [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Let me know when you've finished cleaning that Son of a b*t*h."[/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]On the night of the new Bishop's visit, everything was perfect. The Friar had prepared an excellent meal. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The wine was fine, and the fish was excellent. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The new Bishop said, "This is great fish, where did you get it?" "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I caught that Son of a b*t*h!" proclaimed the proud priest. "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]And I cleaned the Son of a b*t*h!" exclaimed the Sister. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The Friar added, "And I prepared the Son of a b*t*h, using a special recipe!"[/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][SIZE=4][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]The new Bishop looked around at each of them. [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]A big smile crept across his face as he said, "[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][FONT=Comic Sans MS]You f**kers are my kind of people!"[/FONT][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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