Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

Discussion in 'Humor' started by specweldtom, Nov 20, 2007.

  1. specweldtom

    specweldtom Well-Known Member

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    Heard this awhile back: A bear and a rabbit sitting side by side in the woods taking a crap. The bear says to the rabbit. Say man, when you take a dump, does crap stick to your fur? Rabbit replies, no, not at all. So the bear picks him up and wipes his butt with him.