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<blockquote data-quote="Wile E Coyote" data-source="post: 1049931" data-attributes="member: 28381"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><div style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> <span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><div style="margin-left: 20px"> There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. </div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.</div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."</div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me."</div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'">"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some ******* shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?"</div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"></div></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"></span></span></div></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></div></span></span></span></span></span></p><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></div><p></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wile E Coyote, post: 1049931, member: 28381"] [FONT=arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [COLOR=black][FONT=arial][INDENT] [FONT=Calibri] [FONT=Calibri][INDENT] There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and then my dog bit me." "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the arsenic dissolve. Then some ******* shows up and drinks the whole thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?" [/INDENT][/FONT] [/FONT] [/INDENT][/FONT][/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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