So Who Is Doing The

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Oct 5, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    > SO WHO IS DOING THE
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    > The population of the USA is 300 million.
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    > 160 million are retired.
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    > That leaves 140 million to do the work.
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    > There are 85 million in school.
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    > Which leaves 55 million to do the work.
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    > Of this there are 35 million employed by the
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    > Leaving 15 million to do the work.
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    > 2.8 million are in the armed forces
    > preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.
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    > Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.
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    > Take from that total the 10.8 million people
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    > And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.
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    > At any given time there are 188, 000 people
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    > Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.
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    > Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.
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    > That leaves just two people to do the work.
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    > You and me.
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    > And there you are,
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    > sitting on your ass,
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    > at your computer, reading jokes.
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    > Nice. Real nice !!
     
  2. royinidaho

    royinidaho Writers Guild

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    Stats must be a bit skewed!!

    They don't seem to account for 2 fellas dinking around the Salmon area claiming to look for something to shoot.;)