Smart kid

Discussion in 'Humor' started by sullijr, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. sullijr

    sullijr Well-Known Member

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    A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk.

    I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

    Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff.Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea,"

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"