smart duck

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Jimm, Apr 1, 2007.

  1. Jimm

    Jimm Writers Guild

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    The duck went in the hardware store and asked the proprietor " got any grapes ? "

    No !! was the reply " I dont have any grapes " .

    The next day the duck went back to the store and asked " got any grapes ? "

    The proprietor was a bit bothered by this duck and he answered " No !! I told you I dont have any grapes and if you ask me again I'll staple your feet to the floor ! "

    The next day the duck went into the store and asked " got any staples ? "
    No !! I dont have any staples !! said the proprietor .


    The duck replies " got any grapes "
     
  2. Len Backus

    Len Backus Administrator Staff Member

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    I knew I could count on you, Jim.
     

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    2nd on the list