The duck went in the hardware store and asked the proprietor " got any grapes ? " No !! was the reply " I dont have any grapes " . The next day the duck went back to the store and asked " got any grapes ? " The proprietor was a bit bothered by this duck and he answered " No !! I told you I dont have any grapes and if you ask me again I'll staple your feet to the floor ! " The next day the duck went into the store and asked " got any staples ? " No !! I dont have any staples !! said the proprietor . The duck replies " got any grapes "