Sleeping With Bob

Discussion in 'Humor' started by LRSickle, Feb 18, 2010.

  1. LRSickle

    LRSickle Well-Known Member

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    The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly.

    They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.

    The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?"

    He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."

    The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, 'That Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."

    The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy; a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it.

    They said, "Man, what happened? How did you sleep?" Fred responded, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob in, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.

    "He sat up all night watching me.”
     
  2. Chas1

    Chas1 Well-Known Member

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    Good one.:)
     

  3. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    Haha. that was good
     
  4. HUAINAMACHERO

    HUAINAMACHERO Well-Known Member

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    LOL!!!
    The best joke I have heard in a couple of months.:D:D:D
    Great one, really funny. My wife has been laughing for minutes after she read it.
    Thanks for sharing.
     
  5. CA48

    CA48 Well-Known Member

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    LOL had the same problem the other night in the bunk house no kissing though
    just real tired.