Showering Process......

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Sendero_Man, Aug 31, 2007.

  1. Sendero_Man

    Sendero_Man <strong>SPONSOR</strong>

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    Subject: showering process

    The showering process for a man and a woman...

    How to Shower Like a Woman:

    Take off clothing and place

    it in sectioned laundry hamper according to

    lights and darks.

    Walk to bathroom wearing long

    dressing gown.

    If you see husband along the

    way, cover up any exposed areas.

    Look at your womanly physique

    in the mirror - make mental note to do more

    sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.

    Get in the shower. Use face

    cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide

    loofah and pumice stone.

    Wash your hair once with cucumber

    and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.

    Wash your hair again to make

    sure it's clean.

    Condition your hair with grapefruit

    mint conditioner enhanced with real passion fruit.

    Wash your face with crushed

    apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.

    Wash entire rest of body with

    ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.

    Rinse conditioner off hair.

    Shave armpits and legs.

    Turn off shower.

    Squeegee off all wet surface

    in shower.

    Spray mold spots with Tilex.

    Get out of shower and stay

    on bathmat.

    Dry with towel the size of

    a small country.

    Wrap hair in super absorbent

    towel.

    Return to bedroom wearing long

    dressing gown and towel on head.

    If you see husband along the

    way, cover up any exposed areas.





    How To Shower Like a Man:

    Take off clothes while sitting

    on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

    Walk naked to the bathroom.

    If you see wife along the way,

    shake wiener at her making the woo-woo' sound.

    Look at your manly physique in

    the mirror.

    Admire the size of your wiener

    and scratch your ass.

    Get in the shower Wash your face.

    Wash your armpits.

    Blow your nose in your hands and

    let the water rinse them off.

    Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds

    in the shower.

    Spend majority of time washing

    privates and surrounding area.

    Wash your butt, leaving those coarse

    butt hairs stuck on the soap.

    Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo

    Mohawk. Pee.

    Rinse off and get out of shower.

    Avoid bathmat.

    Dry off forearms and butt only.

    Fail to notice water on floor because

    curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

    Admire wiener size in mirror again.

    Shake it to watch water fly off.

    Leave shower curtain open, wet

    mat on floor, light and fan on.

    Return to bedroom with towel around waist.

    If you pass wife, pull off towel,

    shake wiener at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.

    Throw wet towel on bed.





    If there is anyone among you

    who did not laugh at the truth behind this, there is something so very wrong with you.
     
  2. Mayhem338

    Mayhem338 Well-Known Member

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    Hell Ya!!! My wife and I read that and laughed our butts off. So true.

    mayhem
     

  3. HeskethPritchard

    HeskethPritchard Well-Known Member

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    I roared with laughter its soooooo true although I would change making the woo woo sound to "come an get it baby" LOL