Shortest Books Ever

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Southpaw, Apr 16, 2011.

  1. Southpaw

    Southpaw Well-Known Member

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    World's Shortest Books

    THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

    by Barack Obama

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    MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

    by Tiger Woods

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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

    by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
    Illustrated by Michael Moore

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    MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

    by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton

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    THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL

    by Hillary Clinton

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    Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY

    by Bill Clinton

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    THINGS I CAN NOT AFFORD

    by Bill Gates
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    THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY

    by Dennis Rodman

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    THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE

    by Al Gore & John Kerry

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    GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

    by Amelia Earhart

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    HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST

    by Dr. Jack Kevorkian

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    TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE

    by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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    GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE

    by Mike Tyson

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    THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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    MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS

    by O. J. Simpson

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    HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY

    by Ted Kennedy

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    MY BOOK OF MORALS

    by Bill Clinton

    with introduction by

    the Rev. Jesse Jackson


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    AND, JUST ADDED:

    My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

    by Nancy Pelosi
     
  2. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    Now thats funny:D