Short and Funny

Discussion in 'Humor' started by philny1, Jun 2, 2007.

  1. philny1

    philny1 Well-Known Member

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    Short and Funny

    I dialed a number and got the following recording:

    "I am not available right now, but
    Thank you for caring enough to call.
    I am making some changes in my life.
    Please leave a message after the
    Beep. If I do not return your call,
    You are one of the changes."
    ~~~~~

    Aspire to inspire before you expire.
    ~~~~~
    I LOVE THIS NEXT ONE!
    My wife and I had words,
    But I didn't get to use mine.
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    Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
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    Blessed are those who can give without remembering
    And take without forgetting.
    ~~~~~

    The irony of life is that, by the time
    You're old enough to know your way
    Around, you're not going anywhere.
    ~~~~~

    God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
    Of an answer for her first question.
    ~~~~~

    I was always taught to respect my elders,
    But it keeps getting harder to find one.
    ~~~~~

    Every morning is the dawn
    of a new error.
    ~~~~~

    The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:

    "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, "Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
     
  2. Buffalobob

    Buffalobob Writers Guild

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    Answering machine of a gov't employee (one of mine).

    "You know who I am and at the Beep you know what to do."
     

  3. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    Moving it forward from 2007. Don't think too many go back to review these and some are still and even more applicable!.
     
  4. Aries

    Aries New Member

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    I used this one for years