Secret to a long life

Discussion in 'Humor' started by specweldtom, Jul 3, 2011.

  1. specweldtom

    specweldtom Well-Known Member

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    A few years ago, an old Texas cowboy was asked what the secret of his long life was. He said that when he was a little boy, his grampaw had told him to sprinkle a teaspoon of gunpowder on his breakfast every morning. He had done exactly that every day of his life. Recently, he passed away at the age of 103. He left behind 7 children, 34 grandchildren, 14 great-grandchildren, and 3 great-great-grandchildren. He also left a 15 foot deep crater where the crematorium used to be.
     
  2. WyoElk2Hunt

    WyoElk2Hunt Well-Known Member

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    One way to go out with a bang!!!:)