Rules for Kickin' Ass

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by BountyHunter, May 31, 2010.

  1. BountyHunter

    BountyHunter Writers Guild

    Jun 13, 2007
    This was sent to me by another LRH member and deserves posting, especially today as many of us remember long gone friends, comrades, and fellow service members who are still in harms way now!

    If you are one of the non-believers because you "cannot do or replicate" or your 'God' tells you it cannot be done, in reference to what some military guy(s) have done in combat shooting; guess what, there is probably a reason behind that and the rest of the military (active and retired) do not want to hear your whining about it being unbelievable. Because no one, other than a few non-believers, really give a S--T what you say or believe. Most importantly, you probably have not earned the to right to comment on what happens in combat! So STFU!gun)

    sorry had to get that off my chest! :D

    BH (Army SF Ret 72-96')

    Rules for Kickin' Ass

    Rules for the Non-Military Make sure you read #13

    Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

    For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

    1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

    2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.

    3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull l them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

    4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces'. Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

    5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

    6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard* 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

    7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

    8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CIC).. The President (for those who didn't know) is our CIC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out.. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked..

    9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your ass!

    10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me - if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

    11. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid' (*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers' (*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not
    earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.

    12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country would get it's ass kicked.

    'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.'

    'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'

    'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'

    'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'


    13. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS..


    If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to get your ass kicked!

    I sent this to you, because I didn't want to get my ass kicked.

    Last edited: May 31, 2010
  2. One more: the next time you see a President and Congress borrow money from China using our unborn grandchildren's freedom as collateral to take our country into a non-defensive, unwinnable war KICK THEIR ASS! :)

  3. nfhjr62

    nfhjr62 Well-Known Member

    Apr 17, 2008
    I have printed this out so i can if need be pass it around so more people can see this letter and digest just what it means to be a VETERAN which sadly i'm not