Redneck Special Forces

Discussion in 'Humor' started by magicofmt, Oct 15, 2007.

  1. magicofmt

    magicofmt Well-Known Member

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    Redneck Special Forces



    The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)




    These Tennessee boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists :

    1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken fried steak. 4. They don't like pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
     
  2. AJ Peacock

    AJ Peacock Well-Known Member

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    Thats just wrong. But its funny.

    AJ
     

  3. screech

    screech Well-Known Member

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    Ha,ha,ha,ha. Do you really think that they are going to need 500.
     
  4. Patriot44

    Patriot44 Well-Known Member

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    Well, if they were directly responsible for Dale Earnhardt's, and this is truley a special fighting unit of Rednecks, I am thinking the force would be more like 10 million.

    P44
     
  5. screech

    screech Well-Known Member

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    Yes, that would be the force but would it really be necessary. Probablly not but it is also not necessary to kill p-dogs will a 338-378imp but it sure is fun.