Rectum Stretcher

Discussion in 'Humor' started by sullijr, May 11, 2010.

  1. sullijr

    sullijr Well-Known Member

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    RECTUM STRETCHER

    While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a
    bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in
    wait.

    The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic
    patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

    To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

    'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

    I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

    The cop stammerred, 'A what?............

    A rectum stretcher!

    And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

    'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up
    to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.

    I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
    slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet'

    'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked

    'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

    Traffic Ticket $95.00
    Court Costs $45.00
    Look on the Cop's Face....... PRICELESS
    For everything else, there's MasterCard
     
  2. trueblue

    trueblue Well-Known Member

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    That is hilarious. Never saw it coming.
     

  3. winmag

    winmag Well-Known Member

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    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO thats bad. :DFunny tho
     
  4. Oliveralan

    Oliveralan Well-Known Member

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    Hahaha good one!!
     
  5. FEENIX

    FEENIX Well-Known Member

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    G:D:DD :)NE! Thanks for sharing.

    Ed
     
  6. LRSickle

    LRSickle Well-Known Member

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    That was a good one.

    I wonder what roaddog would say. (probably laugh).
     
  7. Gnome!

    Gnome! Well-Known Member

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    Love it heaps :):)