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<blockquote data-quote="philny1" data-source="post: 190241" data-attributes="member: 7121"><p>Recent Survey</p><p> </p><p>A Recent Survey Was Conducted To Discover Why Men Get Out Of Bed In The Middle Of The Night.. Here Are The Survey Results:</p><p> 5% Said It Was To Get A Glass Of Water</p><p> 12% Said It Was To Go To The Bathroom</p><p> 83% Said It Was To Go Home </p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>The Perfect Breakfast...as A Man Sees It......</p><p> You're Sitting At The Table And Your Son Is On The Cover Of Whea Ties......your Mistress Is On The Cover Of Playboy......... </p><p>And Your Wife Is On The Back Of The Milk Carton.</p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>What's The Best Form Of Birth Control After 50?</p><p> Nudity</p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>What's The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Wife? </p><p> About 45 Lbs.</p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>What's The Difference Between A Boyfriend And A Husband?</p><p> About 45 Minutes</p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>What's The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart? </p><p> Through His Chest With A Really Sharp Knife</p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>What's The Difference Between A Southern Zoo And A Northern Zoo?</p><p> A Southern Zoo Has A Description Of The Animal On The Front Of The Cage, Along With A Recipe.</p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>What's The Cuban National Anthem?</p><p> Row, Row, Row Your Boat.......... </p><p>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ </p><p>What's The Difference Between A Northern Fairytale And A Southern Fairytale?</p><p> ; A Northern Fairytale Begins "once Upon A Time....."</p><p> And A Southern Fairytale Begins...........</p><p> "y'all Ain't Gonna Believe This ****</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="philny1, post: 190241, member: 7121"] Recent Survey A Recent Survey Was Conducted To Discover Why Men Get Out Of Bed In The Middle Of The Night.. Here Are The Survey Results: 5% Said It Was To Get A Glass Of Water 12% Said It Was To Go To The Bathroom 83% Said It Was To Go Home ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Perfect Breakfast...as A Man Sees It...... You're Sitting At The Table And Your Son Is On The Cover Of Whea Ties......your Mistress Is On The Cover Of Playboy......... And Your Wife Is On The Back Of The Milk Carton. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's The Best Form Of Birth Control After 50? Nudity ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's The Difference Between A Girlfriend And A Wife? About 45 Lbs. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's The Difference Between A Boyfriend And A Husband? About 45 Minutes ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's The Fastest Way To A Man's Heart? Through His Chest With A Really Sharp Knife ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's The Difference Between A Southern Zoo And A Northern Zoo? A Southern Zoo Has A Description Of The Animal On The Front Of The Cage, Along With A Recipe. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's The Cuban National Anthem? Row, Row, Row Your Boat.......... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's The Difference Between A Northern Fairytale And A Southern Fairytale? ; A Northern Fairytale Begins "once Upon A Time....." And A Southern Fairytale Begins........... "y'all Ain't Gonna Believe This **** [/QUOTE]
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