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<blockquote data-quote="Bowhunter57" data-source="post: 637473" data-attributes="member: 24203"><div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures?</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Your last name stays put.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* The garage is all yours.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Wedding plans take care of themselves.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Chocolate is just another snack.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You can be President.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You can never be pregnant.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You can wear NO shirt to a water park.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Car mechanics tell you the truth.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* The world is your urinal.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Same work, more pay.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Wrinkles add character.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Wedding dress $5000...a Tux rental-$100.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* One mood all the time.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You know stuff about tanks.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You can open all your own jars.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You almost never have strap problems in public.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* Everything on your face stays its original color.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You only have to shave your face and neck.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You can play with toys all your life.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">* You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.</span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen"></span></div> <div style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: darkgreen">Feel free to add to the list! 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[QUOTE="Bowhunter57, post: 637473, member: 24203"] [INDENT][COLOR=darkgreen]Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? * Your last name stays put. * The garage is all yours. * Wedding plans take care of themselves. * Chocolate is just another snack. * You can be President. * You can never be pregnant. * You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. * You can wear NO shirt to a water park. * Car mechanics tell you the truth. * The world is your urinal. * You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. * You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. * Same work, more pay. * Wrinkles add character. * Wedding dress $5000...a Tux rental-$100. * People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. * New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. * One mood all the time. * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. * You know stuff about tanks. * A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. * You can open all your own jars. * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. * If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. * Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. * Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. * You almost never have strap problems in public. * You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. * Everything on your face stays its original color. * The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. * You only have to shave your face and neck. * You can play with toys all your life. * One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. * You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. * You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. * You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. * You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes. Feel free to add to the list! :D[/COLOR][/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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