Rangefinder (an open letter to Santa)

Discussion in 'Long Range Scopes and Other Optics' started by Mike6158, Dec 8, 2009.

  1. Mike6158

    Mike6158 Well-Known Member

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    Dear Santa,

    I'll make this brief and to the point. I found my Christmas gift. Please send it (but not the bill). I've been an incredibly good person this year... sometimes. Ok... every now and then... a little... I had good intentions... sort of... There was that one time that I said a bad word... or two... ok maybe more than one time but I'm sure it was for good reason. Uh... I was just wondering... can you read minds? If so... can we overlook the beach / mall / etc stuff... those girls were in their 20's and my girlfriend eventually calmed down... So yeah... I've been amazing this year... When I think about how awesome I've been I get all fuzzy warm inside.

    So I want these- LRB2500 Rangefinder Feel free to send them early. Overnight delivery is acceptable. Please don't do like you did in years past and send me the darned <--- see... I'm doing good, bill... that's a sneaky, low down trick to use MY credit card to buy MY gift with... Sir... Mr. Santa...

    60-25,000m with + or - 5m accuracy...

    25 THOUSAND meters might be a little overkill but with the way people advertise nowadays they are probably good to 2,500 meters if you don't have a "reflective target".

    Thanks Santa... old buddy...
     
  2. jmason

    jmason Well-Known Member

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    whew.........That's a tall order, but as you stated... You have been good this year!:D
     

  3. Mike6158

    Mike6158 Well-Known Member

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    Taller than I am by a ways :D I could buy a lot more guns with that kind of cash... but if Santa comes through it's all good :D