Purina Diet

Discussion in 'Humor' started by 1kstr, Apr 10, 2007.

  1. 1kstr

    1kstr Well-Known Member

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    I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dogs and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Duh!

    I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.

    I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
    two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.

    I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.

    I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

    1kstr
     
  2. lovdasnow

    lovdasnow Well-Known Member

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    hahhahha, is that for real, or a joke? either way it was funny! if you really did that....awesome!
     

  3. screech

    screech Well-Known Member

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    It would have been hilarious to watch for sure. Did you tell them you were joking or did you just walk out.
     
  4. 1kstr

    1kstr Well-Known Member

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    No, I did not. Just the way the joke was told. Hopefully it happened in real life for somebody. They must still hurt from all the laughing if they did as in person that would have been hysterically funny.
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  5. Packrat 6

    Packrat 6 Well-Known Member

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    An oldie, but a goodie...:)

    Still bringing these old jokes forward from 2007.

    Packrat