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<blockquote data-quote="sharpshooter1" data-source="post: 150263" data-attributes="member: 6344"><p>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?</p><p></p><p>Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:</p><p></p><p>If:</p><p>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:</p><p>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.</p><p></p><p>Then:</p><p></p><p>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K</p><p>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%</p><p></p><p>and</p><p>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E</p><p>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%</p><p></p><p>But,</p><p></p><p>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E</p><p>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%</p><p></p><p>And,</p><p></p><p>B-U-L-L-S-#-!-%</p><p>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%</p><p></p><p>AND, look how far arse kissing will take you.</p><p></p><p>A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G</p><p>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127%</p><p></p><p>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull$#!* and arse kissing that will put you over the top!</p><p></p><p>If I may add one more equation:</p><p></p><p>W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W</p><p>23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23 = 170%</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sharpshooter1, post: 150263, member: 6344"] What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-#-!-% 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far arse kissing will take you. A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 127% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull$#!* and arse kissing that will put you over the top! If I may add one more equation: W-H-O Y-O-U K-N-O-W 23+8+15+25+15+21+11+14+15+23 = 170% [img]/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]
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