Plant a Pig

Discussion in 'Humor' started by sullijr, Dec 6, 2010.

  1. sullijr

    sullijr Well-Known Member

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    Plant a pig
    Please donate to your

    local "Plant A Pig Foundation" today. Not tax deductible, but well

    worth the effort.
    In Spain , at Seville

    some local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in

    their town. They buried a pig on the site, making sure this would be known by

    the local press. Islamic rules forbid erecting a Mosque on "pig soiled

    ground". The Muslins had to cancel the project...this land had been sold

    to them by government officials... No protests were needed by the local people

    ... and it worked!!
    Not dummies …. the

    Spaniards. They found a solution !!! No protests needed!
    In Texas they have an over abundance of feral

    pigs. They could send them all over the

    country and just plant them everywhere! After

    all…contaminated soil would surely drift and they could create new job

    programs by having soil testers to determine where contaminated soil existed.

    Of course, high on the mountain tops of the Rockies

    or other mountain ranges they might find some uncontaminated soil, but

    then…building a mosque there would pose some

    problems…Americans…put on your thinking caps and let’s find a

    solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of

    life! If pigs are the answer…let’s do it!


    Your Committee for the Betterment of America



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  2. Michiganhunter

    Michiganhunter Well-Known Member

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    That's an easy fix. Problem solved nation wide!! Wonder if just a bag of pig poop would be contaminating enough?:):Dlightbulb