One night in the middle of the day.......

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Michael Eichele, Aug 27, 2009.

  1. Michael Eichele

    Michael Eichele Well-Known Member

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    One night in the middle of the day, two dead boys came out to play. Back to back they faced one another, they drew their swords and shot one another. The deaf policeman heard the noise, he came and killed the two dead boys. If you do not believe this lie I just told you is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.
     
  2. AJ Peacock

    AJ Peacock Well-Known Member

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    Haven' heard that for 20 years or more. I remember it a little differently

    One dark day on a cold cold night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.

    A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot those two dead boys.

    If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man; he saw it too.


    AJ
     

  3. Swamp Fox

    Swamp Fox Well-Known Member

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    Variations...

    One bright day in the middle of the night
    Two dead men got up to fight
    Three blind men to see fair play
    40 minutes yelled hooray
    Back to back, facing each other
    Drew their swords and shot each other
    If this story don't sound right
    Ask the three blind men they saw the fight